Why don’t you try out your witty observations at an open mic night so people can not laugh at you to your face
And just look how well you turned out!
Number 1: Not cook you dinner.
Yeah, totally inconspicuous. Everyone I know texts with their arm fully extended straight out in front of them.
Don’t you tell me what I like and don’t like!
He’s not honking as a booty call. He’s honking because you just drove over the curb.
It’s all about proportions, baby.
Commonly referred to as Breakfast OCD.
This is what romance has been diluted to.